Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

[حماده 2]

?BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy


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!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me

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?GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
? BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you
? GIRL : How soon

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
? GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there

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?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth


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MAN : You remind me of the sea
? WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick

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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think
? Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

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"? Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
".Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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"? Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
.? Pupil : "The moon
"? Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it


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[hansome]

thank you alot on this effort

good luck .... my frined

with my regards

[rajae13]

thank you my friend hamada for this nice conversation and also for your great efforts you have done

with my best regards


your sister rajae

[حماده 2]

thanx alot for your passing and abeautiful effort

[the_ultimate_prince]

pretty good

[حماده 2]

thanx alot

good luck

[tn2]

thanx alot

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