A funny story

[الزنبقة السوداء]

*After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his (HR) Manager one morningand after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his problem. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying: My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8 am to 4 pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(onethird)Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sirManager:- How many days are there in a year thatare weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:-None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.



Moral : NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR = HIGH RISK And in the employee's opinion.....

H = 7ASBY ALLAH WA NE3MA EL WAKEEL

R = RABENA YA7'ODOKO

[صاحب السموالاميرابوتركي]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wallahi it is one of the funniest stories I've ever read,,
thanx dear for that,,
it was nice,, I enjoyed reading it
regards

[The mission]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i hope 2 see HR one day

thx

[الزنبقة السوداء]

Thanks very much for passing (the mission - and princess abuturkey)
and i hope to get more and more intresting subject
and by ur (apreciation ) to our subjects we can move forward
thanks thanks a lot

[hamada300070]

hhhhhhhhhh

so nice

thanks

[ahmed]

Thank you, my brother

[الزنبقة السوداء]

thaanks ahmed
but am ur sister ok haha

[LEBNANE JNOBE]

It Very Nice Thanks A Lot Its Realy A Nice Story ... Nd I Notc That Am Stelling The Factory Now ......hahahah

[الزنبقة السوداء]

thanks for ur passing

[little star]

very funny in deed
all this time .....stealing???
but in your opnion...who steal who?
the company or our poor man
hhhhhhhhhhhhh